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Stupid Customers

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Me: “[Law office], how can I help you?”

Caller: “Yes, I need an attorney for my grandson. He was arrested for stealing a car.”

Me: “Okay, can you give me details?”

Caller: “Yes, he was at the bar and after he decided to leave, he got in the wrong car and left with it. He didn’t mean to do it. He was just confused.”

Me: “What kind of car did he steal?”

Caller: “A charcoal-grey Jeep Liberty…”

Me: “Okay, and what type of car does he have?”

Caller: “Oh, he doesn’t own a car…”

Me: “Ma’am, I don’t think I can help you.”
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Re: Stupid Customers

Post by patrick-the-bomb »

hahaha that's ridiculous. What a tard
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Re: Stupid Customers

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Re: Stupid Customers

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Haha read some of them stupid customers totaly hehe
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