Grant a Wish!

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but your computer gets hacked.
I wish I have time to go see Star Trek tonight, too.

[ObliivX]

Wish granted, you see a Star Trek episode on TV

I wish my brother would stop playing on the damn computer

[Small Sized Duck]

Your brother leaves the computer, he says "you can have it now"
When you get on you realize there is hundreds of pron popups coming out of nowhere.

I wish i was in Poland

[Hmmz0r]

Wish granted, your plane flew to Poland for like 5 days ago.

I wish for world peace. With no twists

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but humanity grows stagnant and dies out peacefully.
I wish I could think of a wish...

[ObliivX]

Wish granted, you just did

I wish my pencil didn't break

[Senethior459]

Wish granted. It "spontaneously" (no, I had nothing to do with it, of course not, why would you even suggest such a thing?) combusted instead of breaking.
I wish I could just memorize the contents of this book...

[Pyro7778]

Wish granted...you remember every page vividly of that chipendales book.

I wish There were more than 24 hours in a day

[ObliivX]

Wish granted, days are now 25 hours long

I wish the stuffed clown in my room didn't stare at me at night with that evil face

[Small Sized Duck]

Thats not a wish...
Thats just a personal problem...

Wish granted? The clown turnes away.

I wish people would donate here via paypal

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