Grant a Wish!

[UndeadxAssassin]

Wish granted, but it'll only taste worse.


I wish 1+1=fish. (Ha?)

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but the proof is too complex.
I wish I could go and see Wolverine!

[Hmmz0r]

Wish granted, but before you saw him, he sliced 'n diced you before you even realized you were dead.

I wish my doctor would just let me die...

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but another doctor brought you back before it was too late.
I wish my cold was totally gone.

[Hmmz0r]

Wish granted, but you notice that you get colds 10x easier.

I wish my depression would just go away..

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but now you're so happy and optimistic all the time it's annoying.
I wish I could get iTunes to not automatically crop/"optimize" the photos I put on my iPod Touch.

[UndeadxAssassin]

Wish granted but instead they make your iPod Touch do a big black screen of gg-ness.

I wish my computer would process things faster and that nothing would ever go wrong with it again after this wish is granted. (Ha?)

[Senethior459]

Wish granted. Your computer gets stolen by the NSA.
I wish I was a better cellist.

[Hmmz0r]

Wish granted, but it is now illegal to play this "Cell" or what the heck it's called o.O

I wish I were 18 already.

[UndeadxAssassin]

The "cell" is a cello, for one.

Wish granted, but you die slowly and painfully in a 7 car pile up soon after.


I wish for world peace? o_o.