Grant a Wish!

[ObliivX]

Wish granted, however he died again

I wish there were more noobs to pwn in games

[Hmmz0r]

Wish granted, but you became one of the noobs to own.

I wish the girls in my school would grow up

[ObliivX]

Wish granted, you are now grown up

I wish people would stop making forum games

[Hmmz0r]

Wish granted, I'll no longer create any forum games.

I wish ObliivX would reply this.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but you didn't specify when.
I wish I don't have a cold any more.

[Hmmz0r]

Wish granted, but you found out you had AIDS and is going to die.

I wish 4 years would pass, so I could let the good times roll.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted. You just have Good Times Roll, by The Cars, stuck in your head for the rest of your life.
I wish people would stop panicking about the swine flu; does anyone see a parallel to the War of the Worlds broadcast, but not quite at the same level?

[xkiska]

Wish granted, but they start panicking again.

I wish Warcraft IIII was out now.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but it's so good, it's $10,000 (I was originally going to say they rushed and it sucked, but... I don't know if Blizzard games can suck (Not sure if I'm being sardonic or serious)).
I wish my internet connection was faster.

[Hmmz0r]

Wish granted, but you only get 1/100kbps.

I wish my coke didn't taste shit right now..