Grant a Wish!

[Forsight]

Lol, Wish Granted, don't click me everyone turned against you.
I wish I had a box full of cookies!

[Senethior459]

Wish granted. The server overloads and explodes, and the shrapnel goes into the atmosphere and somehow comes down on you.
I wish I could figure out why my speakers are making odd noises in the background.

[Small Sized Duck]

Wish granted.
You try unplugging them and replugging them, trying them on a differnt device, realizing they were popped!

I wish someone donated to my paypal 0.o

[stupidlybrilliant13]

Wish granted, but the donations are canned goods. lol X.x

I wish I had much money to spend on our vacation. *sigh*.

[Pyro7778]

Wish granted. See how far that monopoly money gets you xD
I wish I...Um I wish i had a wish to wish lol

[iamgod]

Wish granted, but the only wish u acn wish is for chuck norris to attack you with his fistchin.

I Wish, water tasted like the sprite i am drinking now but had no fat whatsoever. Same flavor as sprite same nutritional value as water.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted. You like it so much, you stop eating, and keep drinking it, and die.
I wish I could stop time and still move around and affect things.

[Forsight]

Wish Granted, but you can't turn it back, so you get bored and die.
I wish there will come no answer on this wish, and it won't be granted.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but because it's impossible for you to wish for your wish to not be granted, your mind gets stuck in a recursive loop thinking about it and blows up.
I wish I would stop getting spam.

[Forsight]

Wish Granted, But people start Flamming on you because you Wished a wish against spam and people like spamming because spamming is cool.
I wish someone understood this sentence: ''Just understand that you can't understand because you dont understand what I understand, understand?''