Grant a Wish!

[Senethior459]

Wish granted. You're on fire. Hey, we match-oh wait, you're turning black and cripsy now. What a shame.
I wish I had super-flames coming off of me and I wasn't being burnt!

[Lanaya]

OMG IM TURNING BLACK! lol

Wish granted, but you kill everything in a mile radius where ever you go.

I wish I would die.

hehe

[Small Sized Duck]

Wish granted. Everyone is happy.

I wish i was pink!

[Senethior459]

Wish granted. Sunburn hurts.
I wish I controlled an army of chipmunks that would do my bidding.

[Lanaya]

Wish granted, but you accidently said "i wish someone would kill me" and your chipmunks ate you...

I wish I had a hamster

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but it died.
I wish lanaya-pwns had another hamster.

[patrick-the-bomb]

You got it, but the hamster saw Lanaya, and hung itself.
I wish i didn't have homework.

[Small Sized Duck]

Wish granted.
You don't learn anything and end up working for McDonalds.

I wish McDonalds had triple wages.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted. They fire all of their employees, and hire robots in their place, paying each one three times what they paid the humans.
I wish it hadn't been this hard to get .NET working in Wine.

[patrick-the-bomb]

Wish granted, but you learned nothing from the experience, and it didn't work as well.
I wish I knew some programming language.