Grant a Wish!

[Small Sized Duck]

Wish granted.
You were an accident.

I wish for a unicorn =D

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but it kills you with the corncob that was staple-gunned to its head.
I wish the grass would cut itself (the right way, across the road, not down the street. ), so I don't have to.

[Small Sized Duck]

wish granted. you become fat and lazy.

I wish i was in japan.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but you're in it... about 6 feet underground, to be precise!
I wish the garage would actually be somewhat organized.

[Small Sized Duck]

Wish granted!
Your garage door opens and hobos take everything! including the car and fishy.

I wish i could determine the probability of a f8 punnet square with 64 traits instantly.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but it's so complex, your head explodes with the knowledge.
I wish you (the reader) could count to infinity!

[Small Sized Duck]

Wish granted.

You're a jerk.

I wish you would die.

[DarkHacker]

Wish Granted, But his identical twin (Both Mentally and Physically) took over his account
I wish I could get out of my small town, and go to a semi-big Town.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but you get mugged and die.
I wish I had a Dr Pepper right now...

[Lanaya]

Wish granted, but because of your immolation, the liquid evaporates before it reaches your tongue.

I Wish I was red.