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lanaya-pwns wrote:
Virginia
It is illegal to tickle women. lol?..
You cannot sell lettuce and peanut brittle on Sunday. i wonder why not? O.O

Richmond, Virginia
It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee. LOL
Don’t park your car on the railroad tracks. rofl who would park their car on railroad tracks?


Waynesboro, Virginia
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. uhhhhhhh wtf?
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WTF,

Where do you get all these retarted laws...

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Google.

That and thank the retarded governments (mostly usa it seems, lol)
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When I get 25 years old, I'm gonna break almost all those laws :)
I wanna see if I'm arrested :P
I doubt the police remembers all those rules :P
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Chinoman10 wrote:When I get 25 years old, I'm gonna break almost all those laws :)
I wanna see if I'm arrested :P
I doubt the police remembers all those rules :P
Polar bears look cute :)
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???
Polar bears are cute... When they aren't killing things. Where did that come from, though?

Isn't it tempting to try to break these laws? And then call the police over, and ask if they'll actually arrest you for it.

And another few for the list:
If you were posting a letter in England and by accident put the stamp (with the picture of the Queen) up side-down, you’d be committing an act of treason.
In Arkansas, a man is legally allowed to beat his wife only once a month.
In Florida it is forbidden for any woman to parachute on Sunday afternoons unless she is married.
In France you could be put in prison for naming a pig Napoleon.
In Iowa, it is forbidden for any kiss to last more than 5 minutes.
In Nova Scotia, Canada, you’re not allowed to water your lawn when it is raining.
In England, committing suicide is punishable by death.
In Denmark one is not allowed to start a car if someone is under the vehicle.
In Alabama it is against the law for a person to drive whilst blindfolded.
In Israel it is illegal to pick your nose on a Saturday.
In Saudi Arabia, it is forbidden for a woman to drive a car.
In Singapore, if you are caught littering three times, you’re made to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a banner that says, “I am a litter bug.” A picture of you is then put on the local news.
In Indonesia you could be decapitated if found masturbating.
In Korea, it is illegal to eat stray cats.
In Bahrain, it is illegal for a male doctor to look at a woman’s genitals at an examination. “How can he examine her then?”, I hear you ask. Well, he can only look at her private bits in a mirror.
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Senethior459 wrote:???
In England, committing suicide is punishable by death.
In Bahrain, it is illegal for a male doctor to look at a woman’s genitals at an examination. “How can he examine her then?”, I hear you ask. Well, he can only look at her private bits in a mirror.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Omg if you commit suicide and die how can you live again to be punished with death sentence? :roll: xD :lol: Lolz
Lol and the examination law its lol!
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The point is that it's a stupid law. And I would suppose that it was there if you tried to commit suicide, but you couldn't. That way, execution is really saving their souls, because suicide is a no-no as far as religion is concerned. But being killed by another? You're fine!
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Senethior459 wrote: In Indonesia you could be decapitated if found masturbating.
..no comment. :lol:
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lanaya-pwns wrote:
Senethior459 wrote: In Indonesia you could be decapitated if found masturbating.
..no comment. :lol:
Who masturbates in the street...
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