Cooter and Gomer [joke]

[Vegas]

Bubba died in a fire and
his body was burned pretty badly…

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so
they sent for his two best friends,
Cooter and
Gomer.

The three men had
always done everything
together.

Cooter arrived first,
and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet,

Cooter said, 'Yup, his
face is burned up pretty bad. You better
roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him
over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't
Bubba.'

The mortician
thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Gomer in
to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body
and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up…
Roll him
over.'
The mortician rolled him
over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't
Bubba.'

The mortician asked,
'How can you tell?'





Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba
had two assholes.'
'What? He had two
assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em,
but everybody used to say:

'There's Bubba with
them two assholes.'

[Kryptonyte]

Haha.
Stupid friends, huh?

(Apparently mean, too)

[Bartimaeus]

Hahaha. I know they wouldn't by my friends.

[Chinoman10]

LMAOOOO great joke!!!!
Thanks for the laugh