10 Husbands, Still a Virgin [Joke]

[alissapasses]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

[Kryptonyte]

Lmao.

[kuriasama]

I don't get it, why must it be a lawyer to get herself to be screwed?

[Kryptonyte]

...Because lawyers lie to get their way and screw the the people over in court? >.>

[Tobias]

Erm, because all those jobs were listed and it told you what each man did. Lawyers are good at screwing you over.

[Vegas]

Lmao. Actually the punchline wasnt that funny, but the rest was good.

[initialD]

What did the stamp collector do? I didn't get that only.

[DirtyKiller]

Maybe I would go for the the stamp collector as well to put on a stamp on a letter you must first lick it ill go for that. XD

[Pyro7778]

Yes, dirtykiller is right...All he did was lick it

[DirtyKiller]

Hahahaha Lolz true I guess.
Btw strange avatar Pyro7778 but w/e. O.o