Vampire Bat [Joke]

[alissapasses]

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

[Kryptonyte]

Haha.

[Bartimaeus]

Ahaha. That's great, XD.

Those bats are going to be mad,

[kuriasama]

lol nice logic on how the bats can't see anything.

[Kryptonyte]

lol nice logic on how the bats can't see anything.

...?

[DirtyKiller]

Well they cant see but their ears are quite like their eyes you know that...
They have like a radar on them that detect anything by the sound or anything else

[Kryptonyte]

Well they cant see but their ears are quite like their eyes you know that...
They have like a radar on them that detect anything by the sound or anything else

...Yeah I get that...
But what he said was false...
The joke isn't about how bats can't see...

[DirtyKiller]

I know, I guess he got the joke wrongly

[kuriasama]

OH! NOW I GET IT HAAHAHAH!! i sure am slow!! i see that the bats actually MILLED Around him. I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT SEE THAT!! LOL.. anywayz i was tired at that time(i am giving myself an excuse )