Diary of a Peasant of the Dark Ages

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Embercold
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Diary of a Peasant of the Dark Ages

Post by Embercold »

Dear Diary,

I am but a peasant in this world of cruelness and ranking. I am lowest of the low, in the rankings. I have no rights in this world. Even if I do nothing wrong and say no foul word, I could be punished directly by the government.

Dear Diary,

It has already been a day since I have started this journal. I hope the moderators or administrators do not find me and arrest me. They have no reason. If I disobey them by not bowing to them, they shall have my head or send me to the gallows.

Dear Diary,

I have been arrested and thrown into a cell overnight by Xantan, a high moderator. They beat me with cudgels until I cooperated with them to be a slave for them. I now work for them, hauling heavy boulders for a project in which peasants are to build a shrine for the great moderators.

Dear Diary,

I am being beaten too much to write further more.. My hands are now cracked, my body frail, my legs sore, my soul dehumanized. I am now but a mere slave for the moderators and higher ups..

Dear Diary

I am a complete dumbass and none of this was actualy real

Dear Diary

Last night i farted

Dear Diary

Im an emo kid

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=D
I am human. I demand my rights!
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vosszaa
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Post by vosszaa »

yet.. he still keep going on.

sigh..
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The tallest tower.. begins from the ground
Today, you are novice..
Tomorrow, you might be The Master..
And when you are..
Vosszaa will hunt you down..
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Post by S7seven7S »

Interesting diary...keep it updated please and thank you.

Great cliffhanger by the way!
Last edited by S7seven7S on April 16th, 2007, 3:26 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Kala-cha »

Is this a joke? Or is he talking for real :P
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Post by Xantan »

Kala-cha wrote:Is this a joke? Or is he talking for real :P
His real account (emberspeed) got jailed [for 1 day / 150 gold / vote] for spamming.

Its just a poem/diary...? lol
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Post by Kala-cha »

HEY, I can write a journal of life too. It'd be like atleast 5,000 pages though.
(Edit) Btw, your first Journal Entry is wrong, if you don't spam, why would you get punished, owai, you DON'T. And all the other Journal Entries are wrong too. But the first one seemed the worst. (Edit2) And if they really didn't want you here, they would've BANNED your IP. (Edit3) Yet another edit. Trash this please? Since this is BS.
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Post by bojanglemistser »

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Go ... yourself ember
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Kalle
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Post by Kalle »

O.o.... wut? I liked that post... the Diary shows how imba the Naz... I mean Admins are :D...

Kalle

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Me, as a perfect example, is telling YOU, that you don't have to take any part in the Map-Cheating/Hacking department to become a Super-Mod (except the Near-Bee part)!
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Post by Kala-cha »

If they really did that... I'd leave by now, well, if they really did that and that guy didn't deserve it, which he did, I'd leave by now... lol XD, Emberspeed, your signature fails!
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Post by bojanglemistser »

Emberspeed wrote:SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM UR A FAGGOT!SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
y did u have to mail this to me like 50 times?
when life gives you lemons you use the lemon juice to squirt people in their eyes