Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece,then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife , but che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair, so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?
