Shit happens (mild usage of the word "shit")

[UndeadxAssassin]

And everyone knows it!

Taoism - "Shit happens."
Confucianism - "Confucius says 'shit happens.'"
Buddhism - "If shit happens, it isn't really shit."
Zen - "What is the sound of shit happening?"
Hinduism - "This shit happened before."
Sikhism - "Leave our shit alone."
Hare Krishna - "Shit happens, rama lama ding-dong."
Islam - "If shit happens, it is the will of Allah."
Nation of Islam - "Don't take no shit!"
Jehovah's Witness - "Knock knock, shit happens."
Protestantism - "Let shit happen to someone else."
Catholicism - "If shit happens, you deserve it."
Judaism - "Why does this shit always happen to me?"
Orthodox Judaism - "So shit happens already."
Televangelism - "Send money or shit will happen to you."
Mormonism - "Excrement happens."
Amish - "Modern shit is useless."
Baptism - "We'll wash the shit right off of you."
Atheism - "I don't believe in this shit."
Agnosticism - "What is this shit?"
Rastafarianism - "Let's smoke this shit."
New Age - "Visualize shit happening."
Shintoism - "You inherit this shit of your ancestors."
Hedonism - "I love it when shit happens."
Satanism - "Sneppah tihs."
Existentialism - "What is shit, anyways?"
Scientology - "If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137."
Darwinism - "Survival of the shittiest."
Einstein - "Shit us relative."
Mysticism - "This is really weird shit."
Voodoo - "Shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen."
Wiccan - "You can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times."
Capitalism - "This is MY shit."
Communism - "Lets share the shit."
Marxism - "You have nothing to lose but your shit."
Materialism - "Whoever dies with the most shit wins."
Americanism - "Who gives a shit?"
Conspiracy Theorism - "THEY shit on us!"
Psychoanalysis - "Tell me about you shit."
Suicidal - "I've had enough of this shit!"
Optimism - "Shit won't happen to me."
Feminism - "Men are shit."
Trekism - "To boldly go where no-one has shit before."
Shakespearean - "To shit or not to shit, that is the question."
Descartes - "I shit, therefore I am."
Nihilism - "Bad shit will always happen."
Freudian - "Shit is a phallic symbol."
Lawyers - "For enough money, I can get you out of this shit."
Acupuncturist - "Hold still or this will hurt like shit."
Dog - "I just shit in your shoe."
Cat - "Dogs are shit."
Mouse - "Oh shit, a cat!"
Politically Correct - "Internally processed nutritionally drained biological output happens."
Family Gathering - "Relatives are shit."
Disneyism - "Bad shit doesn't happen here."
Vegetarianism - "If it shits, don't eat it."
Fatalism - "Oh shit, it's going to happen."
Environmentalism - "Shit is bio-degradable."
Statistician - "Shit is 83.6% likely to happen."
Hip-Hop - "Motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"
Tantrism - "... this shit."
Cynicism - "We are all full of shit."
Surrealism - "Fish happens."

[Madara]

i lol'd .... xD

[AbusivePie]

Hare Krishna - "Shit happens, rama lama ding-dong."

I didn't read through the entire thing, but I thought the "Hare Krishna" was just a prayer in Hinduism for those who believe in all those festive gods.