http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=2568674
Laughed and my tears burst out.
The funniest dictionary ever.
What is 1337 according to it:
All students should have this dictionary.Often misused to satisfy a lamen's ego, the self-proclaimed 1337 will misuse the title, pretending to hold Xtr3m H4x0r capabilties while in fact masturbating to preteen beastiality at 2:00 AM with baggy eyes; anonymously hassling n00b's with better things to do than kill their babies over mindrot such as Everquest and Warcraft. See also "colon debris" and "queefstain"