Tax Time [joke]

[Vegas]

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she

needs to file her taxes.





The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few

questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then

asks, "What is your occupation?"



"I'm a whore," she says.



The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that

won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."



The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."



"No, that still won't work. Try again."



They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite

chicken farmer."



The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with

being a prostitute?"



"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."



"Chicken Farmer it is."

[Bartimaeus]

Dear lord, lol.

[Madara]

hahahah XD