Once upon a time, there was a monkey. Now, this wasn't just ANY monkey, this monkey was fucking retarded. Seriously. He was.
SO, one day, this monkey decided to go get some bananas from a store. However, this monkey was fucking retarded and didn't
get any money before he left, and he lives in the middle of the jungle. WTF! There are no stores in the middle of the jungle, are you
fucking retarded? If you read this shit, you're fucking retarded. Are you still reading? Seriously? WTF. Go jump off a cliff. Like, now. PL0X.
Story 2
Spoiler:
A long, long, long, long, long, long (you get the point, right?), time ago, there was a wizard. This wizard knew lots of spells, like fireballl,
slow missile, counter spell, black hole, demon's gate, teleport, blink (LOL SAME THING), hex, counter hex, summon footmen, summon knights,
color code, and HTML (LOL). Then, he decided to take over the world. SO, he fucking jumped off a cliff. WTF! The story wasn't suppose to
go like that! SOMEONE EDITED MY SHIT! ARRGHHH! I'M A PIRATE, ARGH! TIM STOP, YOU AREN'T A FUCKING PIRATE! YES I AM, CAN'T YOU
TELL, ARGHHH? TIM, SERIOUSLY, YOU AREN'T FUNNY, STOP BEING A DOUCHE. NO, ARGGGHHH! AHHHHH. /wrists
Story 3
Spoiler:
So yesterday, I was working at Starbucks and some fucking emo kid walked in the store. Now, I'm suppose to be nice to the customers,
because they finance the company that gives me my checks (DUH?), but I can't stand those fucking emo kids. So I pulled out a shot-gun
and showed that kid how to effectively end his life so he won't bitch anymore. However, it's some kind of crime, I guess, something people
call first-degree murder. What the hell is that bullshit? I mean seriously, I was just helping some emo kid with his life goal, the fag wasn't
going anywhere in life anyways, amirite? I think I am. Now, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, BITCH, AND FINISH MY GOD DAMN SANDWICH.
Story 4
Spoiler:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I just rolled for my epic staff in a 25man ICC on WoW, and I rolled a 100, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE
ROLL FROM THE OTHER MAGE. EAT THAT SHIT, BITCH! Okay, so maybe I didn't, but you're the fucking idiots reading this shit anyways.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? No, not your mom. That shit isn't funny, it's serious business, and she seriously DOES owe me $20 for last night.
I was pwning some noobs @RL and then one of them pulled a gun and shot me, BUT I FUCKING ACTIVATED GOD MODE, HOE. Didn't even
fucking feel the bullet. Only problem is, now I'm in some place they call heaven. Some fucked up shit, yo. Anyways, I got to peace out now.
LATEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Story 5
Spoiler:
We’re no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of, you wouldnt get this from any other guy.
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, gotta make you understand…
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
LOL YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D, BITCH!!!!!!!!!
ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(02:24:28) Lanaya: Gtfo ken.
(02:24:33) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs out of the Chat.
(02:24:40) Lanaya: Thought so. bitch.
(02:24:44) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(02:24:48) FatherSpace: Can I come back yet?
(02:24:51) Lanaya: What'd i say earlier.
(02:24:51) Lanaya: No.
(02:24:58) FatherSpace: Let's try this...
(02:25:01) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Kicked).
(14:33:51) 2Pac: Do you know what'S so funny?
(14:34:01) Lanaya: No, please show me.
(14:34:07) 2Pac: This.
(14:34:09) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Kicked).
(14:34:10) 2Pac:
(14:35:59) haxorico: No one will belive me if I say "I got this song from 2pac on MSN" lolz ^^
(14:36:02) Lanaya: lolz.
(14:36:16) 2Pac: I AIN'T DEAD FFS.
(14:36:26) 2Pac: I'm a living legend, y'now.
(14:37:17) haxorico: why is 2Pac a legend?
(14:37:28) Lanaya: He's the worse rapper evar.
(21:53:08) (673237): plzplzplz, im sorry about before.
(21:53:26) FatherSpace: I'm sorry you were born.
(21:53:31) ChatBot: (673237) has been logged out (Kicked).
ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(02:24:28) Lanaya: Gtfo ken.
(02:24:33) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs out of the Chat.
(02:24:40) Lanaya: Thought so. bitch.
(02:24:44) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(02:24:48) FatherSpace: Can I come back yet?
(02:24:51) Lanaya: What'd i say earlier.
(02:24:51) Lanaya: No.
(02:24:58) FatherSpace: Let's try this...
(02:25:01) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Kicked).
(14:33:51) 2Pac: Do you know what'S so funny?
(14:34:01) Lanaya: No, please show me.
(14:34:07) 2Pac: This.
(14:34:09) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Kicked).
(14:34:10) 2Pac:
(14:35:59) haxorico: No one will belive me if I say "I got this song from 2pac on MSN" lolz ^^
(14:36:02) Lanaya: lolz.
(14:36:16) 2Pac: I AIN'T DEAD FFS.
(14:36:26) 2Pac: I'm a living legend, y'now.
(14:37:17) haxorico: why is 2Pac a legend?
(14:37:28) Lanaya: He's the worse rapper evar.
(21:53:08) (673237): plzplzplz, im sorry about before.
(21:53:26) FatherSpace: I'm sorry you were born.
(21:53:31) ChatBot: (673237) has been logged out (Kicked).
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