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Stupid school dresscodes

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Apparently some kid was suspended from his school because his hair is a wee bit too long. First link is the article, second is the school dress code.

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/rights/14 ... oo_long%27
http://www.mesquiteisd.org/students/pol ... policy.asp
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lol.. my friend has longer hair than most girls..
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I guess I'd probably be kicked out of school if we had dress codes then, along with Dekar, XD.
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omg, no zippers?
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Lol suspenders as well XD
Who would WANT to wear suspenders in the first place?
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Dude, that school.. No individuality.
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How do they even stay open..
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I was just about to say it's not so bad but when i saw this
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Other Guidelines
Startling, unusual or immodest attire of any sort shall not be permitted. Fads in hairstyles, clothing or anything designed to attract attention to the individual or to disrupt the orderly conduct of the classroom or campus is not permitted.

Top and bottom clothing items cannot be the same color.

All clothing must be appropriately sized.

All clothing items must be properly hemmed or cuffed.

Torn, ripped, frayed or cut clothing will not be allowed.

Clothing and other articles that are considered “gang related” are not allowed.

Hats, scarves, ties, bandanas, hair coverings and sweatbands are not to be worn by students except under circumstances approved by the principal.

Hoods are not to be worn on the head inside the building.

Leather, suede, vinyl, corduroy and denim materials are not allowed.

Spandex, nylon or stretch-type materials are not allowed.
No designs are allowed in eyebrows.

Hair is to be clean and well groomed. Unusual coloring or excessive hairstyles that may include “tails”, “designs”, “puffs”, etc. are prohibited.

Tongue rings and visible body piercings, other than earrings on girls, are not allowed.

Inappropriate tattoos and body art are not allowed.

Grills or temporary decorations on teeth are not to be worn.

Excessive makeup is not allowed.

Boys: Additional Guidelines
Hair is to be out of the eyes, not extend below the bottom of the earlobes and cut so that it does not extend over the collar (dress shirt).

Mustaches, beards and other facial hair are prohibited.

Earrings are prohibited including spacers and gauges.
Girls: Additional Guidelines

Low cut apparel is not allowed.
Girls must wear sufficient undergarments.
Ear gauges are not allowed.
Even the forum rules are more reasonable than these ones :razz:
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"Girls must wear sufficient undergarments."

What the hell does that even mean?
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FatherSpace: What happened?
GeorgeMots: most smart girls find out that i date/do/see other girls....
FatherSpace: ...
FatherSpace: So monogamy is your enemy?
Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
GeorgeMots: how old is she?
Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
UndeadxAssassin: wut
AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
Bartimaeus: Nope.
UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
GeorgeMots: is she cute??
Bartimaeus: So, uh, how about you get into the Christmas spirit and put that avatar on before I do it myself and take away your bloody avatar-changin' rights?
UndeadxAssassin: If I thought of a random one...
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Re: Stupid school dresscodes

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One thing can only be said, and that is that i'm too cool for that school 8)
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