Grant a Wish!

[iamgod]

Wish granted. but you figure out that a topic is a metaphor of thought and u end up eating your computer.

I wish the creator of this would follow his own frickin rules

[ilovepie]

wish not granted. The creator needs to be sane for that to happen. jk

I wish that i could eat a Large CHOCOLATE computer

[iamgod]

wish granted. its dark chocolate. your racist now.

I wish i would stop laughing when i saw a TOYOTA ad next to a jeff dunham clip

[ilovepie]

wish granted (why are you laughing? jeff dunham + achmed does not = toyota)

I wish i could be a unicorn

[iamgod]

Wish granted. u were sold to a zoo.

I wish unicorns didnt suck so hard.

P.S. Jeff Dunham makes fun of Toyota all the time. Heres a quote.

"You know whatd be funny as hell? if this came on comedy central and this was sponsored by TOYOTA. And they have no idea! one night theyre watching thinking, "Hey, They maka fun of aur car! He say our car is gay! It not gay he gay!""

[ilovepie]

Wish not granted

i wish you ate a unicorn WITH ITS HORN STILL ON! jk

[iamgod]

You cant say wish not granted retard.

I wish people would stop going off topic.

[Spookyo]

wish granted but aliens went off topic

i wish that everything was perfect everyone lived for ever no one got bored the world would never explode no one could feel any pain and everyone had a house there were no such thing as bad thing or evil no robber or anything just a perfect world

[ilovepie]

Wish granted, except the world turned pink and genies appeared and killed the world because you wished. And to restore the balance of good and evil, big blackholes appeared and ate up good people .

I wish i had a piece of chocolate the size of the empire state building that wouldnt melt, was as light as a feather, and was in my secret bunker so no one else could have it, and my bunker was impervious to the heavens and man, and whatever else

[Spookyo]

wish granted but u ate it and it had a addicting powder so u ate the hole thing in 5 mins and ur stomach exploded

i wish i had 1 penny that stayed on the floor forever and no one could ever reach it cause its somwhere hiddin in the desert