Stuck on an island...

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UndeadxAssassin
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Stuck on an island...

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One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said "If you do what we say, we won't eat you." So the 3 people followed the orders the cannibals.

So the cannibals said, "Go into the forest and gather 10 of the same kind of any fruit you please."

So the first person came back out of the forest with 10 apples. The cannibals said "Put the apples up your ass without making a facial expression." The person then made an expression of pain after the second apple, so the cannibals ate him.

The second person came back out of the forest with 10 cherries. The cannibals said "Put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression." The person then started laughing on the tenth cherry so they ate him.

In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with cherries "Why did you start laughing? You could have lived!" The person replied "I couldn't help myself. I saw the third person come out with pineapples."
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Re: Stuck on an island...

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ROFL Thats funny