Corny/Funny Stuff here

[Draike]

Post Corny Or Crappy Or Funny Sayings here

I.E.

Buying a taxi company: 2,000,000$
Getting a taxi: 5$
Going to Neverland: 1$ for kids , 100$ for adults
Getting a babysitter at neverland so you don't have to watch your kids: 1$
Micheal Jackson molesting you: Scary
Micheal Jackson going to hell: Priceless

Somethings are priceless , for everything else there is mastercard.

[Sir-Tanks]

When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticise or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home.

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

"What could you hope to achieve except to be sunk in a bigger and more expensive ship this time"

-WINSTON CHURCHILL

[Bartimaeus²]

According to my bestfriend, Nightshayde:

And the lord said, "John, go forth and receive eternal life." But John got fifth and won a toaster.

[Sir-Tanks]

Lol i like that, mainly because im athiest

[Bartimaeus²]

;p, here's another one from Nightshayde:

Sorry, I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am.

[Sir-Tanks]

Lol, thats nearly as good as the last one

Only God can make a truly random selection.
***
If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
***
If God has cable, we are the 24-hour doofus network.
***
My dear child, you must believe in God despite what the clergy tell you.
***
God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God. - Archie Bunker
***
Man - a figment of God's imagination.
***
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
***
He was a wise man who originated the idea of God.
***
Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

[Bartimaeus²]

Sir Bandit says :

Kick 'em in the head, 'till he's dead, hahahha!

"You are but a gnat, compared to my power!"<<<Of course, after that guy said that, he had to flee because he had 10 health points left ;P

I'll be thinking of some moar.