Grant a Wish!

[Lanaya]

...Wish granted, you end up being assassinated and robbed.

I wish i had a glass of milk.

[Black-Hole]

Wish Granted it was Curdled

I wish i had a Ford F-150 Rapter

[iamgod]

Wish granted. Turns out the assembly liners dont care about it and it exploded on ur test run.

I wish to own a invincible pizza place that makes lots of money and cant be robbed

[UndeadxAssassin]

Wish granted, too bad it's located on the sun.

I wish people used their brains once in a while.

[iamgod]

Wish granted. BRAIN FIGHT!

I wish the world was kept at a steady temperature of 70* all year

[Black-Hole]

Wish granted but the sun exploded and your skin boiled and you died.

I wish there were less ads.

[iamgod]

Wish granted. every part of your computer that will ever see an AD is shorted.

I wish we could play Halo 3 in virtual reality.

[Black-Hole]

Wish Granted But the Virtual Reality machine broke and you were stuck in place for the rest of eternity

I wish it would rain

[iamgod]

Wish granted. Acid rain ftw

I wish i could edit the goddamn map so i can ad the triggers

[Small Sized Duck]

Wish granted, you can edit it, but you can't save. Fatal errors ftl.

I wish Bart was in a car accident.