http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=2568674
Laughed and my tears burst out.
The funniest dictionary ever.
What is 1337 according to it:
Often misused to satisfy a lamen's ego, the self-proclaimed 1337 will misuse the title, pretending to hold Xtr3m H4x0r capabilties while in fact masturbating to preteen beastiality at 2:00 AM with baggy eyes; anonymously hassling n00b's with better things to do than kill their babies over mindrot such as Everquest and Warcraft. See also "colon debris" and "queefstain"
All students should have this dictionary.
. It's kinda like 4chan's dictionary.