How to solve a kids problem?

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How to solve a kids problem?

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Parents are in the middle of something when their kids fight.

Looks like theres a cake, and both kids want to eat it, but each want a larger piece of themselves.

So mum and dad offers to seperate the cake fairly but they say thta each parent has a favorite child in mind so it would still be unfair.

How best to spilt the cake fairly?
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Re: How to solve a kids problem?

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Put lots of broccoli in the cake. Then see who wants the bigger one.
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Broccoli is delicious
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Re: How to solve a kids problem?

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Get a divorce and let the Judge decide how the cake should be split.
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Re: How to solve a kids problem?

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lol the answer really doesnt involve any legal fees, or vegetables or tubulars of any kind.
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Re: How to solve a kids problem?

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Shuaze wrote:lol the answer really doesnt involve any legal fees, or vegetables or tubulars of any kind.

but they all are valid answers ;-)
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Re: How to solve a kids problem?

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Well it depends...
The answer is: Get one kid to split the cake into two pieces, but the other kid gets the first pick.
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Re: How to solve a kids problem?

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i like the other answers posted here better..
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Re: How to solve a kids problem?

Post by UndeadxAssassin »

Broccoli cake sounds like a better solution.

"You just wanna get your cake and eat it, too!"
Instead, let it go bad and give it to the ants. They need (good) food, too!
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Re: How to solve a kids problem?

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Hows about just cutting the freaking thing 50/50 and they get an even slice? Never occured to anyone?
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