Grant a Wish!

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but it turns out that the Dr Pepper & Mr Pibb conspiracy is real! (see this comic: http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/8-bi ... 010912.gif )
I wish I had some Snapple right now, actually.

[milk_boi]

Wish granted, but then you die because the bottle was infected.
I wish I was 5 years older.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but you have to enroll in the draft, and then you get killed in the Army.
I wish I had some Snapple made only of the best stuff on Earth, not infected or anything.

[Lanaya]

Wish granted, but you missed your mouth and accidentally poured the snapple in your eye XD ouch

I wish i had more wishes.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but you can't use them.
I wish I didn't have a drinking problem (ever seen the spoof movie Airplane?), and I could properly drink my yummy Snapple.

[Lanaya]

Wish granted, but when the Snapple was being packaged, someone's blood fell in the bottle (ever seen The Hulk?), so you got a STD.

I wish to be God.

o.0

[JJ2197]

Wish granted, but everyone switches to atheism and you no longer exist.

I wish I was eternally dead without going to heaven/hell.

[misko]

Wish Granted but..you get shocked back to life by the paramedics

i wish that school ended already...like for real.....im sick of school

[Lanaya]

Wish granted, but you failed the grade.

I wish that pigs could fly
lol

[JJ2197]

How can my wish come true then be brought back to life.
I specifically said I wished to be dead "eternally" meaning dead
forever... being brought back to life would mean my wish didn't really come true...
I wanted to make it a challage... haha...