Grant a Wish!

[iamgod]

wish granted. ??

I wish i farted.

[imixitup]

wish granted but you don't have an asshole and blow up

[owner123]

I wish you wouldn't spoil what it was

lol did you go there?

Naah. I pressed "Quote" on yours and saw the link from there.
That tinyurl is used other places too.

[Addictus]

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[zablex]

I wish some 1 would make an extended version of pokemon snap xxx

[Helly]

Your wish has been granted... but you die before it's release

I wish I can eat a pizza without something bad happening to me.

[zablex]

Wish granted. U ate ur pizza but it tasted like old fish and u spend two weaks at the hospital and then
a freaky doctor diagnosed you stomach cancer just because u ate your stupid pizza and because i granted you
that stupid wish... ROFL.

I wish i would have my pokemon snap xxx extended version right here and right now. And i wish i would live to see it

[imixitup]

wish granted but you go blind

I wish i had a guitar

[iamgod]

wish granted. the strings become alive and strangle you.

I wish i wasnt lazy

[imixitup]

wish granted but you become too energetic and you blow up

i wish i could play wc3