Grant a Wish!

[illegalpie]

Wish granted but it was Stale,
I Wish i had a magical Pony!!!

[Hillo]

Wish granted, but the pony has 2 other ponies with her. The ponies gather up and beat you.

I wish it was summer already...

[illegalpie]

Wish Granted but it was a cold summer,
I Wish I Knew Everything XD

[Lanaya]

Wish granted.

You go crazy of all the knowledge u had.
You suicide.

I wish the next person to post dies.

[Hillo]

Wish granted, but I'm already immortal so I can't die.
I wish lanaya-sucks would be more active.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but due to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, he is both dead and alive until someone observes him, and then the potential waveform of one collapses. He just observed himself to still have a pulse, along with breathing and thinking, so he can be observed to be alive. The "lanaya-pwns being dead" waveform collapsed into nothing. (Dammit Hillo, you ninjaed me. I just had to change everything to "he" from "I" and "me")
I wish I could get these stupid .pdf files to actually convert to other formats!

(Actually, that isn't true. If you know that this was incorrect, congratulations! Actually, though, Heisenberg's Principle says that as you increase precision in measuring the position of a particle, you lose precision in measuring the momentum of said particle, and vice versa. However, Heisenberg's principle is often confused with/thought of as the observer effect, which actually also doesn't work this way either. The observer effect refers to the change introduced by observing something. However, it's been shown that you just need to think about observation in the quantum sense, and it's actually just an entangled quantum system, no observer effect, so what I said about existing in two states until observed is still false.
Again, congratulations if you knew or understood any of what I just explained!)

[Hillo]

Wish granted, but nothing can read those "other" formats.
I wish Portal 2 came out tomorrow.

[patrick-the-bomb]

You got it, but it was terrible so you shot yourself.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.

(Actually, that isn't true. If you know that this was incorrect, congratulations! Actually, though, Heisenberg's Principle says that as you increase precision in measuring the position of a particle, you lose precision in measuring the momentum of said particle, and vice versa. However, Heisenberg's principle is often confused with/thought of as the observer effect, which actually also doesn't work this way either. The observer effect refers to the change introduced by observing something. However, it's been shown that you just need to think about observation in the quantum sense, and it's actually just an entangled quantum system, no observer effect, so what I said about existing in two states until observed is still false.
Again, congratulations if you knew or understood any of what I just explained!)

Holy shit... That was probably one of the most confusing things I have ever read...

[xkiska]

Wish granted, but then you got lazy again.. t_t
I wish that I could be promoted to administrator. Lets let Dekar take this one.

[DarkHacker]

You get Admin, but wc3edit gets new management
I wish I could get an iPhone