Grant a Wish!

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but you're a terrible driver, and you get into an accident.
I wish I had an army of bears with deadly-laser-beam-shooting eyes. (O CANADA!)

[Ken]

Granted, but you can only use them in Age of Mythology (maybe just the expansion, too).

I wish I had chocolate brownies.

[patrick-the-bomb]

You got it, but they were hash brownies so you got superrr high and went on a stealing spree, stole a TV from Best don't click me, and got shot by the police.
I wish that I had another wish. haha!

[Senethior459]

Okay, but your new wish and any that come from it can only give you more wishes!
I wish I was able to get every note on Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on Expert in Guitar Hero 3!

[xkiska]

Wish granted, but your system got broken down.
I wish for nothing!

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but you no longer exist.
I wish for a bacon button in Firefox!

[Hillo]

Wish granted, but the bacon button doesn't work.
I wish for immortality.

[Senethior459]

Wish granted, but eventually, the Earth was destroyed, and you were just floating in space, bored.
I wish my glass of water would turn into a bottomless glass of Hawaiian Punch!

[illegalpie]

Wish granted but it gave you Chronic Disease
I Wish I Knew JASS

[Hillo]

Wish granted, but Blizzard shuts down Battle.net servers and changes Starcraft 2's map language to something else.
I wish for a cake like in Portal.