King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[xkiska]

It's not a fucking dream, because I said it wasn't. It wasn't a dream, It's real! I say it's real. If it was a dream then, I just rebuilt it. Now it's not a dream.

Lanaya, editing has nothing to do with it. You made a post saying that it was dream. Then I said it wasn't a dream. Good, two seperate posts. But if I have to use that fortress thing again, I just wanted to add to it so nobody could get past it, thats all.

My HILL!
was never your goddamn hill if you understood me

[Lanaya]

I shoot you.

My hill.

[xkiska]

I am granted Immunity to anything, and I come up and DD kick your foot, you fall, I spit on you, I punch you, and bang you againts a tree. holy power on the island, and therefore I claim it, but wait, I upgrade the island to a civilazation of robots, it is under maximum security, and has gates of steel, that are electrecuted, and now it has become a techno upgraded, year 2730 facility. But wait, there's more, I have an arcane sheild around the island, that nobody can pass, and nobody can get through, and nobody can deactivate, or anything whatsoever, on the outside of the civilization I have thousands of troops with laser guns, and over 20 bomb cannons that act like machine guns, and they do not hurt the civilazation, at the entrance (past the arcane sheild) there is a giant wall that you cannot get by without my password, everytime you fail, it will shock you, and you will die. But what thats not all! The island has been moved underground to a highly guarded area, and it is nowhere to be found on the earth, the facility is top secret, and will I will do all means to protect it. But what theres more! This is not a dream. Any creature cannot get past this, including humans, unrealistic beings, fantasy, etc, whatsoever, This facility is immune to magic, and immune to melee and ranged attacks, there is no way getting in, and even if you find out a way to claim the factory, I have an instant killer button that automatically sets everything back, and kills you, and I come back to life. But wait, theres more! Every milisecond of the day, my men and women are harvesting resources, therefore every second new weapons, sheilds, vehicles, and devices to prevent anyone from coming in, and there is no possible way to get in, because the arcane sheild is also rendered with black magic, that can easily choke you to death upon looking at it, NONE of my soldiers can hurt eachother, because we are immune together. You cannot join me, and I have picked everyone I want to join, all of you on wc3edit, are not in my facility, so have fun getting in. I also made a treaty with god, that he will never decline to everyone, that if they kill me, or claim the hill, i get it back, nomatter what power force, or nomatter if he is killed. My hill.

First sentance plox.
Last sentance plox.

btw even if it was a dream, read the last sentace

Still my hill. Mwahahhaha!

[Ken]

You are immune to oxygen, and suffocate.

My hill.

[xkiska]

Read the last sentance plox.

My hill.

[Ken]

It goes without saying that either 1) God won't do shit for you (considering all the shit he did for Hurricane Katrina victims) or, 2) He just doesn't exist.

I'm going with 2. My hill.

[xkiska]

Again, read the last sentance.

Still my hill.

[Ken]

"My hill" you mean? I counter that with saying it's my hill, not yours.

Jeez.

[xkiska]

You just don't get it, theres no possible way to get the hill because of the last sentance, even if he doesn't exist. I still get the hill each time you claim it.

still xkiskas hill.

[Ken]

That line only applies if God exists, which he doesn't.

I put on my robe and wizard hat. I meditate to regain my mana. I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

My hill.