King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Senethior459]

Cyanide is deadly. Ingestion of cyanide==death.
Saying I'm dead doesn't make me dead. I stab you in the eye with your watergun and say you're dead.
My hill!

[UndeadxAssassin]

I wait for you to find a bottle of gasoline and burn yourself to ashes then claim the hill for my own.

My hill!

[Senethior459]

In case you didn't notice, I come back.
Stabbing ensues.
My hill!

[ObliivX]

You still have third degree burns so your weak and I push you down the hill and you fall unconscious
my hill

[Hmmz0r]

When you pushed him, you also started burning, so I stabbed you with a stick and screamed:

My hill!

[Senethior459]

I don't have third-degree burns; I'm immune to fire due to my constant burning myself.
The stick burst into flames when you stabbed him, and you caught on fire as well. Then, to put it out, you jump in a nearby pool, and I drop a huge boulder on you to keep you under. You drown.
My hill!

[weirdone2]

I come to the hill, look left nobody there, look right nobody their. I say "My HILL!"

Few minutes later message pops up saying error you have been disconnected.

Gotta love it.

[ObliivX]

I go on top of the hill and see a sign that says 'previous owner disconnected' so i claim my hill

[Senethior459]

I throw rocks at you until you leave.
My hill!

[Risen]

*Brings a barrel of anthrax to the top of the hill.*

*Knocks it over*

MY HILL!






*Dies*