King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Hobbeskiller]

1badbrotha launches an Uber Nuke that destroys the Hill whoever owned it is now dead. 1badbrotha walks to where the hill used to be and says "MY HILL BITCHES!"

[Lanaya]

1badbrotha didnt know he was close to the hill, so he died in the explosion too. The nuke destroyed the hill too.
lanaya makes a new hill, property of lanaya

My hill.

[Senethior459]

I trick you into marrying someone, and then she divorces you, gets the hill in the settlement, and gives it to me!
My hill.

[Lanaya]

because ur gay, u marry me and i divorce you, leaving me with the hill.

My hill XD

[Hobbeskiller]

1badbrotha Pulled another Nuke out of his ass and blew up lanaya's new hill and then since i was already dead i couldnt die from being too close and i steped on the patch that was a Hill and was taken 2 times in divorce and then Proclaimed "MY HILL MOTHA FUCKAS!"

[Kryptonyte]

I give you a warning for that post.

I give you a week ban.

I take the hill.

I throw it into the ocean.

I claim the ISLAND! W00T.

[Senethior459]

I drive a submarine to the island, and I pop up and shoot you.
My hill.

[Lanaya]

i put a volcano on the island..never know whens its gonna go boom..

Still senethior's hill

[Senethior459]

I call in vulcanologists to examine the volcano. They noticed that while you made a volcano on the surface, you forgot to dig 40 miles through the crust down to the mantle, so magma can come up. Basically, you made a mountain with a vertical tunnel in it.
My island/hill!

[Kryptonyte]

The impostor that you called had no idea what he was talking about, he told lies.
The volcano goes BOOM! You can't get away in time, and die in the scolding hot magma.

I speed up time, making years go by in seconds, and finally, after 10,000 years goes by,
I make time slow back down to normal speed. Because there was a lot of magma, once it
all cooled, it created a huge rock-shell over the island. I climb to the top and claim it!

My rock-shell covered island! (Next, the WORLD!)

P.s. Senethior, I think you meat volcanologist. I know that it is also spelt vulcanologist, but
that's using the Latin "Vulcon", and we don't support languages besides English.
(Besides, there's no God of Fire anyways, pfft. xD)