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| Author: | UndeadxAssassin [ December 23rd, 2010, 6:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Shit happens (mild usage of the word "shit") |
And everyone knows it! Taoism - "Shit happens." Confucianism - "Confucius says 'shit happens.'" Buddhism - "If shit happens, it isn't really shit." Zen - "What is the sound of shit happening?" Hinduism - "This shit happened before." Sikhism - "Leave our shit alone." Hare Krishna - "Shit happens, rama lama ding-dong." Islam - "If shit happens, it is the will of Allah." Nation of Islam - "Don't take no shit!" Jehovah's Witness - "Knock knock, shit happens." Protestantism - "Let shit happen to someone else." Catholicism - "If shit happens, you deserve it." Judaism - "Why does this shit always happen to me?" Orthodox Judaism - "So shit happens already." Televangelism - "Send money or shit will happen to you." Mormonism - "Excrement happens." Amish - "Modern shit is useless." Baptism - "We'll wash the shit right off of you." Atheism - "I don't believe in this shit." Agnosticism - "What is this shit?" Rastafarianism - "Let's smoke this shit." New Age - "Visualize shit happening." Shintoism - "You inherit this shit of your ancestors." Hedonism - "I love it when shit happens." Satanism - "Sneppah tihs." Existentialism - "What is shit, anyways?" Scientology - "If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137." Darwinism - "Survival of the shittiest." Einstein - "Shit us relative." Mysticism - "This is really weird shit." Voodoo - "Shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen." Wiccan - "You can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times." Capitalism - "This is MY shit." Communism - "Lets share the shit." Marxism - "You have nothing to lose but your shit." Materialism - "Whoever dies with the most shit wins." Americanism - "Who gives a shit?" Conspiracy Theorism - "THEY shit on us!" Psychoanalysis - "Tell me about you shit." Suicidal - "I've had enough of this shit!" Optimism - "Shit won't happen to me." Feminism - "Men are shit." Trekism - "To boldly go where no-one has shit before." Shakespearean - "To shit or not to shit, that is the question." Descartes - "I shit, therefore I am." Nihilism - "Bad shit will always happen." Freudian - "Shit is a phallic symbol." Lawyers - "For enough money, I can get you out of this shit." Acupuncturist - "Hold still or this will hurt like shit." Dog - "I just shit in your shoe." Cat - "Dogs are shit." Mouse - "Oh shit, a cat!" Politically Correct - "Internally processed nutritionally drained biological output happens." Family Gathering - "Relatives are shit." Disneyism - "Bad shit doesn't happen here." Vegetarianism - "If it shits, don't eat it." Fatalism - "Oh shit, it's going to happen." Environmentalism - "Shit is bio-degradable." Statistician - "Shit is 83.6% likely to happen." Hip-Hop - "Motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!" Tantrism - "... this shit." Cynicism - "We are all full of shit." Surrealism - "Fish happens." |
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| Author: | Madara [ December 25th, 2010, 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Shit happens (mild usage of the word "shit") |
i lol'd .... xD |
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| Author: | AbusivePie [ December 29th, 2010, 6:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Shit happens (mild usage of the word "shit") |
UndeadxAssassin wrote: Hare Krishna - "Shit happens, rama lama ding-dong." I didn't read through the entire thing, but I thought the "Hare Krishna" was just a prayer in Hinduism for those who believe in all those festive gods. |
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