Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Posted: September 3rd, 2010, 6:11 am
Undead, FS, and Lanaya might know these... But they are still funny (if you are a nerd XD)
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
You must be one of those new neon compounds with fluorine and iodine, because you are FINe!
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves. (Old and common)
I wish I was your integral so I could be the area under your curves. (Newer take on the old o.o)
Just looking at you turns my software into hardware.
Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force. (Personal favorite, even if it's not really a pick up line, more of an excuse)
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in (loled at this... why was this even on the site...)
Add your own if you have any
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
You must be one of those new neon compounds with fluorine and iodine, because you are FINe!
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves. (Old and common)
I wish I was your integral so I could be the area under your curves. (Newer take on the old o.o)
Just looking at you turns my software into hardware.
Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force. (Personal favorite, even if it's not really a pick up line, more of an excuse)
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in (loled at this... why was this even on the site...)
Add your own if you have any