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Author: | Bartimaeus [ March 19th, 2010, 8:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | The Farmer & the Lawyer |
A white farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer. Farmer: 'Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces'. Lawyer: 'Do you have grounds?'. Farmer: 'Yes, about 40 acres'. Lawyer: 'No, no, you've got it wrong. Do you have a suit?' Farmer: 'Yes, oi wears it to church on Sundays' Lawyer: 'No, I mean do you have grudges?' Farmer: 'Yes, that's where I park the tractor' Lawyer: 'Does your wife beat you up?' Farmer: 'No, we both get up in the morning' The lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question Lawyer: 'Is your wife a nagger?' Farmer: 'No, she's white, the baby is a nagger and that's why I want a f***ing dayvorce!' |
Author: | flamers369 [ March 20th, 2010, 12:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Farmer & the Lawyer |
LOL |
Author: | UndeadxAssassin [ March 20th, 2010, 2:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Farmer & the Lawyer |
They never said he was white, too . |
Author: | Bartimaeus [ March 20th, 2010, 8:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Farmer & the Lawyer |
Fixed, |
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