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Author:  Bartimaeus [ March 19th, 2010, 8:46 pm ]
Post subject:  The Farmer & the Lawyer

A white farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer.
Farmer: 'Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces'.
Lawyer: 'Do you have grounds?'.
Farmer: 'Yes, about 40 acres'.
Lawyer: 'No, no, you've got it wrong. Do you have a suit?'
Farmer: 'Yes, oi wears it to church on Sundays'
Lawyer: 'No, I mean do you have grudges?'
Farmer: 'Yes, that's where I park the tractor'
Lawyer: 'Does your wife beat you up?'
Farmer: 'No, we both get up in the morning'
The lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question
Lawyer: 'Is your wife a nagger?'
Farmer: 'No, she's white, the baby is a nagger and that's why I want a f***ing dayvorce!'

Author:  flamers369 [ March 20th, 2010, 12:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Farmer & the Lawyer

LOL

Author:  UndeadxAssassin [ March 20th, 2010, 2:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Farmer & the Lawyer

They never said he was white, too :roll:.

Author:  Bartimaeus [ March 20th, 2010, 8:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Farmer & the Lawyer

Fixed, :P

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