A guy in jail

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A guy in jail

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There was a guy in jail he had no friends.

One day he found this ant and he told him your going to be my only friend in jail. He became such good friends with this ant that he started to teach it some tricks.

One day when he got out of jail he found a match box on the floor and put the ant in the matchbox when he saw a pub. He went inside the pub and asked the bar tender for a nice cold beer and the bar tender said 1$ please. He realized that he didn't have his wallet on him.

Then he remembered the ant that he had and said i have this ant that can do all sorts of tricks and he put him down on the table and then a guy walked past and squished the ant and said F***ing Ants!!
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lol....
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Did you make this joke?
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What is this I don't even?
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Talent hits a target nobody else can hit.
Genius hits a target nobody else can see.


touch him again
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I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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I don't really... Could someone explain... wait - just forget about it -.-
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Re: A guy in jail

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I'm guessing here;

He thinks that since the ant can do tricks, he can bribe the bartender to give him a drink for free, and the ant ends up getting squashed?
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