wc3edit.net

United Warcraft 3 map hacking!
It is currently April 18th, 2024, 8:23 pm

All times are UTC




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 4 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Cooter and Gomer [joke]
PostPosted: October 15th, 2008, 3:44 am 
Offline
Shopping Maul USA Creator
User avatar

Joined: January 18th, 2007, 11:07 am
Posts: 1997
Location: Calgary Canada
Title: No Comment
Bubba died in a fire and
his body was burned pretty badly…

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so
they sent for his two best friends,
Cooter and
Gomer.

The three men had
always done everything
together.

Cooter arrived first,
and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet,

Cooter said, 'Yup, his
face is burned up pretty bad. You better
roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him
over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't
Bubba.'

The mortician
thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Gomer in
to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body
and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up…
Roll him
over.'
The mortician rolled him
over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't
Bubba.'

The mortician asked,
'How can you tell?'





Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba
had two assholes.'
'What? He had two
assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em,
but everybody used to say:

'There's Bubba with
them two assholes.'

_________________
.
.
How to use cheats: http://forum.wc3edit.net/announces/are- ... 35804.html


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: October 15th, 2008, 3:47 am 
Offline
Forum Staff
User avatar

Joined: March 17th, 2008, 12:07 am
Posts: 1488
Haha. :P
Stupid friends, huh?

(Apparently mean, too)

_________________
Image
Made by the late ILikeHacking

My quote from SKillER

Spoiler:
Chat wrote:
(19:12:41) SKillER: newfags cant triforce
(19:20:30) SKillER: ▲
▲ ▲
(19:20:35) SKillER: aww
(19:20:37) FatherSpace: FAIL
(19:20:43) Kryptonyte: Wow stop failing.
(19:20:47) SKillER: ▲
▲ ▲
(19:21:41) Kryptonyte: .

. ▲
▲ ▲
(19:22:20) Kryptonyte: I guess you were right, newfags can't triforce.
(19:22:29) SKillER: . . ▲
▲ ▲
(19:23:04) SKillER: OMFG
(19:23:06) SKillER: ... THIS CHAT
(19:23:06) SKillER: !
(19:23:36) SKillER: ▲
▲ ▲
(19:23:46) SKillER: ▲
.▲ ▲


Apparently, SKillER is a newfag.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: October 15th, 2008, 6:52 pm 
Offline
Tyrannical Drama Queen
User avatar

Joined: November 19th, 2007, 5:05 am
Posts: 5014
Hahaha. I know they wouldn't by my friends.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: October 20th, 2008, 8:46 pm 
Offline
Member

Joined: October 18th, 2008, 4:12 pm
Posts: 69
Location: Lisbon, Portugal
Title: Chinoman10 is here:)
LMAOOOO great joke!!!! :)
Thanks for the laugh ;)

_________________
Image
The Holy Happiness that Love gives, will NEVER compensate the Deep Sadness that it will bring in the End...
Made By: Chinoman10
My advice?: If you desire to be truthfully happy, be in Love, but you'll suffer the consequences... If you don't want to suffer, don't Love... ( It's what I wished... )
[blinking]Respect others to be respected![/blinking]

Click on ChinoMon10 to level him up! ;)
Image_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Image
(Yea, I actually decided to try this :P) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 4 posts ] 

All times are UTC


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group

phpBB SEO


Privacy Policy Statement
Impressum (German)