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PostPosted: September 7th, 2008, 9:53 pm 
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


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PostPosted: September 7th, 2008, 10:10 pm 
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Lmao.

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(19:12:41) SKillER: newfags cant triforce
(19:20:30) SKillER: ▲
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(19:20:35) SKillER: aww
(19:20:37) FatherSpace: FAIL
(19:20:43) Kryptonyte: Wow stop failing.
(19:20:47) SKillER: ▲
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(19:21:41) Kryptonyte: .

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(19:22:20) Kryptonyte: I guess you were right, newfags can't triforce.
(19:22:29) SKillER: . . ▲
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(19:23:04) SKillER: OMFG
(19:23:06) SKillER: ... THIS CHAT
(19:23:06) SKillER: !
(19:23:36) SKillER: ▲
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Apparently, SKillER is a newfag.


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PostPosted: October 2nd, 2008, 10:44 am 
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I don't get it, why must it be a lawyer to get herself to be screwed?

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PostPosted: October 2nd, 2008, 1:24 pm 
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...Because lawyers lie to get their way and screw the the people over in court? >.>

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My quote from SKillER

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Chat wrote:
(19:12:41) SKillER: newfags cant triforce
(19:20:30) SKillER: ▲
▲ ▲
(19:20:35) SKillER: aww
(19:20:37) FatherSpace: FAIL
(19:20:43) Kryptonyte: Wow stop failing.
(19:20:47) SKillER: ▲
▲ ▲
(19:21:41) Kryptonyte: .

. ▲
▲ ▲
(19:22:20) Kryptonyte: I guess you were right, newfags can't triforce.
(19:22:29) SKillER: . . ▲
▲ ▲
(19:23:04) SKillER: OMFG
(19:23:06) SKillER: ... THIS CHAT
(19:23:06) SKillER: !
(19:23:36) SKillER: ▲
▲ ▲
(19:23:46) SKillER: ▲
.▲ ▲


Apparently, SKillER is a newfag.


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PostPosted: October 4th, 2008, 1:19 am 
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Erm, because all those jobs were listed and it told you what each man did. Lawyers are good at screwing you over.

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PostPosted: October 4th, 2008, 6:18 am 
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Lmao. Actually the punchline wasnt that funny, but the rest was good.

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PostPosted: October 4th, 2008, 1:42 pm 
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What did the stamp collector do? I didn't get that only.


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PostPosted: October 4th, 2008, 1:54 pm 
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Maybe I would go for the the stamp collector as well to put on a stamp on a letter you must first lick it ill go for that. XD

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PostPosted: October 4th, 2008, 4:50 pm 
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Yes, dirtykiller is right...All he did was lick it

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PostPosted: October 4th, 2008, 4:53 pm 
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Hahahaha Lolz true I guess.
Btw strange avatar Pyro7778 but w/e. O.o

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