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Diablo III

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Coming out May 15 :3 who's getting it ! :O
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Re: Diablo III

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I don't don't click me games unless they're on Steam sales. Sorry.

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Re: Diablo III

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Lanaya, I never told you this. But I came from the future to warn you all that Diablo III will be really released 14/12/2012 - A week later, over 60% of the world's population died.
Some committed suicide as the game didn't live to its expectation, but mostly. People died of starvation and exhaustion. People just didn't stop playing this game... It was said to be more addicting than WOW.
And so, I traveled back in time.
To see this happen again. It was awesome before, it will be awesome again. Ohh the expections! Muahahahahaha!!!!

For real now... I don't think I really cared about Diablo, actually to any MMORPG game, ever...
I did playe 1,2 and LOD (only finished 2, didnt finish LOD as it was after I uninstalled...) and other MMOS as well. But I just don't get the kind of game where the more you play the stronger you are, rather than the better you play, to stronger you are.
You can be more skilled at the game and some one will just kick your ass only because he played it for more time as he has more time on his hands.

Spoiler:
While we are on the subject.
Can anyone tell me wtf is happening on diablo 2 cut-scenes? I can't understand it to this day...
Are you one of the characters from there? (Doesn't make sense due to many reason I won't specify)
Did you follow them for some reason?

From what I understood (I didnt finish the 1st game so I might have alot of mistakes here) the story of diablo goes like this:

1) You were a warrior who came to the town of "Tristram" (I think it was called that way) they asked for help as there are some evil creatures over from a church that has no upper floors but 20 basement floors for some reason.

Those people who asked for your help also charge you for the items and knoledge they have. You risk your life to save them after they asked you and they still charge you money for helping them? I guess that's common for MMOs but I hate MMOs for that aswell :)

So you go to the church, kill skeletons,zombies, devils and who knows what (the butcher and king leoric!! I remember the most), find that HELL has an entrance to the church basement and thats how they got in (I guess?). And then I stopped. I guess you walk into hell, kill diablo and everyone is happy!

2) Some midget has nightmares (is he the warrior from the first game?) until some "wanderer" comes to the bar he was in, kills everyone with his, ammm evil curse I guess and since every one died that midget is like "well, what else can I do?" and starts to follow that wanderer. (I think he actually says that in the cut-scene)

And then you come-in (I think?) you are just some unknown warrior from some place that somehow happened to be at a random town that is being attacked by the creatures in the church from the first game (but with better graphics and probably more variety(?)) and you just kill them and some giant spider called Andarial I think... They thank you and send you to the next town and the story goes on and on without alot of sense to me... Untill you fight Maphisto who is Diablo's brother, destroy something called a heartstone with a special hammer on a special place, save some angel, kill Diablo, destroy his heartstone. Watch the midget get killed and then play the expansion, which I didnt finish as I mentioned so I guess you just walk in the last brother and kill the man who killed the midget who is also Diablo's brother.

The end. (or maybe you destroy his heart stone and then it ends..)

Now I am probably missing something, it might all be built around a story or reilgion thingy or something I don't know or don't understand. But all the other people I asked who played diablo just said the same (no internet back then...)

If you can tell me I am wrong about the above. Please do.


Well, that took more than I expected.

And Bart: I don't don't click me almost any game, I just pirate games,movies,music - what-ever.
Although lately (Last year or 2) I got back to getting SOME legit games that when I bought them, I thought it was worth my money. Unlike before the internet when I bought games and alot of times it was just shit. I think the last game-purchase I made was when BF3 and COD MW 3 were released.
Didn't don't click me any previous games (Expect for BF1942 which I loved and BF2 that I didn't love so much).
Both games together (boundle) - 40$ :)
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Re: Diablo III

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Ha! found some1 who plays :D

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Re: Diablo III

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btw i play.
lolerzaursz
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(02:24:44) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(02:24:48) FatherSpace: Can I come back yet?
(02:24:51) Lanaya: What'd i say earlier.
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(14:34:01) Lanaya: No, please show me.
(14:34:07) 2Pac: This.
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(14:35:59) haxorico: No one will belive me if I say "I got this song from 2pac on MSN" lolz ^^
(14:36:02) Lanaya: lolz.
(14:36:16) 2Pac: I AIN'T DEAD FFS.
(14:36:26) 2Pac: I'm a living legend, y'now.
(14:37:17) haxorico: why is 2Pac a legend?
(14:37:28) Lanaya: He's the worse rapper evar.

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(15:42:51) Lanaya: can i suck , . . .

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(13:55:21) ChatBot: 2Pac rolls 1d100 and gets 1.
(13:55:21) ChatBot: haxorico rolls 1d2 and gets 2.
(13:55:27) haxorico: owned?

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GeorgeMots: xplain what happens in SP. Why cant you save?
dast.-:i need play with 2 players

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(21:53:08) (673237): plzplzplz, im sorry about before.
(21:53:26) FatherSpace: I'm sorry you were born.
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(10:08:02) Bartimaeus: you do know run I youtube channel for my favorite music, right?
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Re: Diablo III

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haxorico wrote:btw i play.
lolerzaursz


wutt

on europe?

hoe.
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Re: Diablo III

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Yea, I play on EU (I think??) But I am not at home atm so I can't check the ID, I just remember the lolerzaursz# at the start.

I'm at Act IV on normal mode with the Barbarian.

Its a really easy game so far =\
I just don't click me the best gear there is for my character at the auction house and then just sell it for a profit (when I need a new and better gear). So that is a rather dumb thing imo... But hey. Maybe its only on normal mode ;)
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(02:24:40) Lanaya: Thought so. bitch.
(02:24:44) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(02:24:48) FatherSpace: Can I come back yet?
(02:24:51) Lanaya: What'd i say earlier.
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(14:33:51) 2Pac: Do you know what'S so funny?
(14:34:01) Lanaya: No, please show me.
(14:34:07) 2Pac: This.
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(14:35:59) haxorico: No one will belive me if I say "I got this song from 2pac on MSN" lolz ^^
(14:36:02) Lanaya: lolz.
(14:36:16) 2Pac: I AIN'T DEAD FFS.
(14:36:26) 2Pac: I'm a living legend, y'now.
(14:37:17) haxorico: why is 2Pac a legend?
(14:37:28) Lanaya: He's the worse rapper evar.

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(15:42:51) Lanaya: can i suck , . . .

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(13:55:21) ChatBot: 2Pac rolls 1d100 and gets 1.
(13:55:21) ChatBot: haxorico rolls 1d2 and gets 2.
(13:55:27) haxorico: owned?

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GeorgeMots: xplain what happens in SP. Why cant you save?
dast.-:i need play with 2 players

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(21:53:08) (673237): plzplzplz, im sorry about before.
(21:53:26) FatherSpace: I'm sorry you were born.
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(10:08:02) Bartimaeus: you do know run I youtube channel for my favorite music, right?
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Re: Diablo III

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haxorico wrote:Yea, I play on EU (I think??) But I am not at home atm so I can't check the ID, I just remember the lolerzaursz# at the start.

I'm at Act IV on normal mode with the Barbarian.

Its a really easy game so far =\
I just don't click me the best gear there is for my character at the auction house and then just sell it for a profit (when I need a new and better gear). So that is a rather dumb thing imo... But hey. Maybe its only on normal mode ;)

you should like

switch to north america..

and yeah.. normal is easy...

just wait till hell...

better yet, inferno

abusive can tell you more ;p
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Re: Diablo III

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Found it.
lolerzaursz#2856
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(02:24:40) Lanaya: Thought so. bitch.
(02:24:44) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(02:24:48) FatherSpace: Can I come back yet?
(02:24:51) Lanaya: What'd i say earlier.
(02:24:51) Lanaya: No.
(02:24:58) FatherSpace: Let's try this...
(02:25:01) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Kicked).

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(14:33:51) 2Pac: Do you know what'S so funny?
(14:34:01) Lanaya: No, please show me.
(14:34:07) 2Pac: This.
(14:34:09) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Kicked).
(14:34:10) 2Pac:


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(14:35:59) haxorico: No one will belive me if I say "I got this song from 2pac on MSN" lolz ^^
(14:36:02) Lanaya: lolz.
(14:36:16) 2Pac: I AIN'T DEAD FFS.
(14:36:26) 2Pac: I'm a living legend, y'now.
(14:37:17) haxorico: why is 2Pac a legend?
(14:37:28) Lanaya: He's the worse rapper evar.

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(15:42:51) Lanaya: can i suck , . . .

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(13:55:21) ChatBot: 2Pac rolls 1d100 and gets 1.
(13:55:21) ChatBot: haxorico rolls 1d2 and gets 2.
(13:55:27) haxorico: owned?

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GeorgeMots: xplain what happens in SP. Why cant you save?
dast.-:i need play with 2 players

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(21:53:08) (673237): plzplzplz, im sorry about before.
(21:53:26) FatherSpace: I'm sorry you were born.
(21:53:31) ChatBot: (673237) has been logged out (Kicked).


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(10:08:02) Bartimaeus: you do know run I youtube channel for my favorite music, right?
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