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I know the rules say one joke per topic but it seems like such a waste of space. Plus these jokes are all in the same genre it would take forever to post these all seperate

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Jesus can walk on water. So what? Chuck Norris can swim on land.
There used to be a street called Chuck Norris. They changed its name because nobody can cross "Chuck Norris" and live.
Chuck Norris drinks Hot Sauce instead of water.
When Chuck Norris visited Japan people thought he was so awsome they decided to make documentaries about his life. They couldnt accurately put his life events in order because the televisions would explode so they made it less awsome. From that DBZ and Deathnote were born. Except in Deathnote the notebook was his foot.
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

I hope you liked these jokes.

Oh okay thanks

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You can put multiple jokes in the opening thread. He just means don't hijack someone else's thread with your joke.

I know everyone loves Chuck Norris jokes once in awhile and i remember
a joke of him nobody seems to mention anymore so i would like to post it here to
help contribute to this thread and i did enjoy your Chuck Norris jokes you already
posted just add this one to the collection i saw it on a joke site.
I am not attempting to hijack the topic just contributing for the sake of jokes

They once invented a "Chuck Norris" toilet paper but it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

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