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PostPosted: January 15th, 2011, 5:50 am 
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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,

the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.

It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and

saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,

approached her.



"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000

a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money

and I give some of it to the church."



The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot, are you sure

you can afford this? How much does he send you?"
The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does

he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that

much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The woman answered proudly,

"In Nevada .. He has two cat houses,

one in Las Vegas , and one in Reno "

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hahaha. Could be that some of you young ones dont get it. I thought it was quite funny.

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PostPosted: January 15th, 2011, 3:53 pm 
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I wonder how the priest responded o.o.

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PostPosted: January 15th, 2011, 8:11 pm 
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lol vetenarian right...

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