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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 6:19 am 
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .


If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .



If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .

If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .

(this is my favorite, because how true)

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .


If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .

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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 12:47 pm 
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LOL funny.

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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 3:56 pm 
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I lol'd at a few ;)


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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 4:05 pm 
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I measure distance in minutes and find -2 degrees not really that cold. None of the rest apply.
Where do I live?

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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 4:48 pm 
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Ontario!
I've been offered assistance in a Home Depot by someone not working there and I know how to work jumper cables o.o

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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 6:20 pm 
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UndeadxAssassin wrote:
Ontario!
I've been offered assistance in a Home Depot by someone not working there and I know how to work jumper cables o.o


Jen is a wife

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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 6:25 pm 
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lol what a wife? dont you mean a woman or something.. ;o

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(06:06:29) UndeadxAssassin: :D
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(06:06:31) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(06:06:35) Bartimaeus: lol
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(06:06:48) Madara: or what satisfies u ?
(06:06:48) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(06:06:50) Bartimaeus: Because nobody cares.
(06:06:52) Bartimaeus: :3
(06:06:57) UndeadxAssassin: What a let down
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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 6:49 pm 
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Madara wrote:
lol what a wife? dont you mean a woman or something.. ;o

I believe he was refering to
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If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,

and what Undead said.
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and I know how to work jumper cables o.o


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PostPosted: December 19th, 2010, 7:44 pm 
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Wow, a lot of these are accurate :P


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