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PostPosted: March 19th, 2010, 8:46 pm 
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A white farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer.
Farmer: 'Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces'.
Lawyer: 'Do you have grounds?'.
Farmer: 'Yes, about 40 acres'.
Lawyer: 'No, no, you've got it wrong. Do you have a suit?'
Farmer: 'Yes, oi wears it to church on Sundays'
Lawyer: 'No, I mean do you have grudges?'
Farmer: 'Yes, that's where I park the tractor'
Lawyer: 'Does your wife beat you up?'
Farmer: 'No, we both get up in the morning'
The lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question
Lawyer: 'Is your wife a nagger?'
Farmer: 'No, she's white, the baby is a nagger and that's why I want a f***ing dayvorce!'


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PostPosted: March 20th, 2010, 12:44 am 
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LOL

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PostPosted: March 20th, 2010, 2:54 am 
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They never said he was white, too :roll:.

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PostPosted: March 20th, 2010, 8:13 am 
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Fixed, :P


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