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Vegas
PostPosted: March 14th, 2010, 10:58 am 
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:

Time Wounds All Heels.

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:

To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On a Plumber's truck:

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

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On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!

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On a Church's Billboard:

7 days without God makes one weak.

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

Invite us to your next blowout.

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At a Towing company:

We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
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On an Electrician's truck:

Let Us Remove Your Shorts

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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On a Maternity Room door:

Push. Push. Push!

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At an Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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On a Taxidermist's window:

We really know our stuff.
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On a Fence:

Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!

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At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
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Outside a Muffler Shop:

No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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At the Electric Company

We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be.
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In a Restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in

and get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully! We'll wait...
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At a Propane Filling Station:

Thank heaven for little grills.

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Madara
PostPosted: March 15th, 2010, 3:08 pm 
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LOL EPIC

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(06:05:25) UndeadxAssassin: SLANDER
(06:05:32) Bartimaeus: See you later, Undead. I miss talking to you. Message me once in a while, :<
(06:05:37) UndeadxAssassin: /quit Bartimaeus!
(06:05:40) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(06:05:49) ChatBot: Madara has been logged out (Kicked).
(06:05:54) Bartimaeus: >>
(06:06:02) Bartimaeus: He doesn't deserve to see my good bye to you, :D
(06:06:23) UndeadxAssassin: I'm still here because I wanna see his response
(06:06:29) UndeadxAssassin: :D
(06:06:31) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(06:06:31) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(06:06:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(06:06:43) Madara: So should i say something dramatic
(06:06:48) Madara: or what satisfies u ?
(06:06:48) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(06:06:50) Bartimaeus: Because nobody cares.
(06:06:52) Bartimaeus: :3
(06:06:57) UndeadxAssassin: What a let down
(06:06:58) UndeadxAssassin: I'm leaving.


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