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PostPosted: August 4th, 2010, 6:06 am 
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There are 3 people lost in the middle of the desert.They are starving to death.One day, they see a house and an old lady comes out.She says if u ... me i will give you a GPS and $100,000,000(one hundred million dollars).2 of the people run for it while the other guy says yes and goes inside the house.The old lady closes her eyes and waits for it, so the guy sees his chance and grabs a corn corb and shoves it up her vagina and the old lady says thats the best orgasm i have had.She says if you do it again i will give you a jeep to get out of here.So he chucks the corn corb away and gets another one and shoves it up her vagina and chucks it away when hes done.So he drives out in the jeep and he sees the other 2 people and they say to him "mhmm nice corn cobs you should try them"

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PostPosted: August 4th, 2010, 9:29 am 
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That was the most awful joke I've ever read. It's more of a horror story than a joke.

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PostPosted: August 4th, 2010, 4:10 pm 
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seriously its not funny... its just dumb.. i get it but its stupid..

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PostPosted: August 4th, 2010, 11:40 pm 
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...if they ran away from the house, how did they get the corn? Obviously he's not superman so he can't throw it far, so it's obviously different corn. She must have gotten it from somewhere, eh?
Fail.

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PostPosted: August 6th, 2010, 6:31 am 
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I ROFLOLMAO while reading this. Not because of the "joke" was funny. But the one who post the joke.


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PostPosted: August 6th, 2010, 3:47 pm 
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I guess the guys didnt need any butter or salt...


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PostPosted: August 8th, 2010, 3:20 am 
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PostPosted: August 8th, 2010, 3:21 am 
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Maybe you should try making a better joke, next time.


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PostPosted: August 21st, 2010, 5:01 am 
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This joke would be great, if it was rewritten.

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PostPosted: August 21st, 2010, 5:14 am 
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this joke is retarded. o.o" no matter how u edit it.


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