[PURE JASS] Noob CP v1.3 - 16 Useless commands!

[haxorico]

im tired of telling guys to choose a CP when they say any CP... well if they want any CP this should be enough for them...

probably the dumbest CP ever!

Spoiler for commands:

-day - make time 6AM
-night - make time 6PM

UPDATE!

-size ### - make picked unit size ###
-win - makes u win
-lose - makes u lose
-clear - clears the chat of the game
-say ## - shows ## to every1 on the screen
-name -## - changes name to ##
-pause - stops all units
-unpause - resums all units
-disco - changes colors woot
-stop disco - guess?

UPDATE!!

-story1-5 - pick a number.. each number is a story
-story time - tells u all the stories 1 by 1

UPDATE!!

-drunk ## - makes player ## screen move alot
-sobre ## - stops it for player ##

thanks for the support and suggestions



Lanaya
Kryptonyte
FatherSpace

if i forget any1 tell me and ill add

probably the dumbest, smallest and stuiped CP of all times.. but its just to help me fight the war vs the noobs that ask "any CP"..

why do i post it?? just to make it official i guess..

p.s - the activator is "-haha"

[Kryptonyte]

That's almost so full of win, I had a shed a tear.

[haxorico]

That's almost so full of win, I had a shed a tear.

hehe glad u like it suggest more commands ill add them aswell

[Kryptonyte]

-lightning

Makes 25 randomly placed lightning effects. So useless, but it'd look awesome!

[Senethior459]

Krypt, I'm imagining that by the time you're done suggesting things to him, it will be Xantan's cheatpack, minus useful commands like -gold and -heal.

[haxorico]

i have a beta CP with 10 commands...

-say
-day
-night
-pause
-unpause

-lightning
-name
-win
-lose
-roll (like dota)

:DDD

[Lanaya]

-haiti - earthquake
-wc3edit.net - spams wc3edit.net

btw, if you hold F11, you'll see haiti

[haxorico]

-haiti - earthquake
-wc3edit.net - spams wc3edit.net

btw, if you hold F11, you'll see haiti

-haiti - sry i cant lough at it... just too tragic... same way ill make a command called -twins or -sep11 or w/e...

-wc3edit.net - added tho it isnt updated yet..

[Kryptonyte]

Krypt, I'm imagining that by the time you're done suggesting things to him, it will be Xantan's cheatpack, minus useful commands like -gold and -heal.

Lawl, yeah, probably.

OH, OKAY! NEW IDEA!

Command:

-story1/2/3/4/5/time
(as in "-story1" or "-story2" or "-story3", etc and "-storytime", with "storytime" telling all 5 stories, one after another)

Events:

Pause all units in the game, enabled a black mask and disable-view from all units.
Then proceed to tell random, annoying stories. FTW.

[haxorico]

Krypt, I'm imagining that by the time you're done suggesting things to him, it will be Xantan's cheatpack, minus useful commands like -gold and -heal.

Lawl, yeah, probably.

OH, OKAY! NEW IDEA!

Command:

-story1/2/3/4/5/time
(as in "-story1" or "-story2" or "-story3", etc and "-storytime", with "storytime" telling all 5 stories, one after another)

Events:

Pause all units in the game, enabled a black mask and disable-view from all units.
Then proceed to tell random, annoying stories. FTW.

+1 for that!!! ill do it if u give me the stories