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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18768

2. Women are disgusting and gross and have cooties, so saith the LORD your GOD! This is especially true when she is having her time of the month, and you must know how to handle this putrid exhibition of smelly female fluids! Do not let her touch anything in your house. Send her away immediately to a shed that you have prepared for that has a bucket to squat over, or send her away to "The Monthly Visitor" inn.
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So, now they're sexist, too? I am unduly embarrassed. :oops:

(edit) I literally screamed within my mind when I saw this: Image Image.

(edit) There's one good pastor there. But they 'Quarantined' him when he spoke of forgiveness.

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Another Guy wrote:Listen to the Rev. Jim, LogicalBunny! He preaches the sacred beliefs of Spaceship Jesus. Rev. Jim is a consumerist extraordinaire who has literally spent years in hotel rooms! Only sacred HOTEL POWER SHOOTING LIGHTNING AND LASER BEAMS FROM ROOF WILL DESTROY GIANT SPIDERS ATTEMPTING TO ATTACK HOTELS.....1990 film "Arachnophobia" shows truth about upcoming ANIMAL REVOLUTION....
wat?

(edit) All they do is taunt the other people, and say how right they are. I grieve for the losses of Heaven to Hell.
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Aha, so you're a sexist feminazi who hates men and wants to control everybody! I KNEW you had some underlying defect besides being a sinful female! EVIL HARLOT!
I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
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Hillo wrote:
Aha, so you're a sexist feminazi who hates men and wants to control everybody! I KNEW you had some underlying defect besides being a sinful female! EVIL HARLOT!
I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
I can't either, someone call a doctor, oh my god my lungs!
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lmao..... omg!
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Senethior459 wrote:
Hillo wrote:
Aha, so you're a sexist feminazi who hates men and wants to control everybody! I KNEW you had some underlying defect besides being a sinful female! EVIL HARLOT!
I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
I can't either, someone call a doctor, oh my god my lungs!
You don't have a God, heathen!

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Bartimaeus wrote:
Senethior459 wrote: I can't either, someone call a doctor, oh my god my lungs!
You don't have a God, heathen!

:P
You're entirely right, I do not. On that topic: http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20746

Whoops. Apparently, you can only have 3 quotes inside each other.
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Senethior459 wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Senethior459 wrote: I can't either, someone call a doctor, oh my god my lungs!
You don't have a God, heathen!

:P
You're entirely right, I do not. On that topic: http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20746

Whoops. Apparently, you can only have 3 quotes inside each other.
Retards, all of them. The 'atheist scum' there are more goodly than they are.
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Yeah, I totally am.
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Senethior459 wrote:Wow, Dream Theatre reminds me of Dragonforce, but with real skill.
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FatherSpace: You don't find smart chicks hawt?
GeorgeMots: not anymore, im fed up with that kind of girls
FatherSpace: lol
FatherSpace: What happened?
GeorgeMots: most smart girls find out that i date/do/see other girls....
FatherSpace: ...
FatherSpace: So monogamy is your enemy?
Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
GeorgeMots: how old is she?
Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
UndeadxAssassin: wut
AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
Bartimaeus: Nope.
UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
GeorgeMots: is she cute??
Bartimaeus: So, uh, how about you get into the Christmas spirit and put that avatar on before I do it myself and take away your bloody avatar-changin' rights?
UndeadxAssassin: If I thought of a random one...
UndeadxAssassin: Like....
UndeadxAssassin: I'll get back to you on that
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FatherSpace wrote:Yeah, I totally am.
Shut up, slave, I'm not talking to you, :P
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