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Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 12:47 am
by xkiska
OK, here's how it goes.

One person makes a wish. And the next has to grant the wish but add a twist. EG:

1) I wish that I could go home early.
2) Wish granted, but you go home to find your house has burnt down.
2) I wish I could don't click me that new car I want
1) Wish granted, but you find out it is a lemon, and useless for you.

Example Format :

I wish I had laser eyes.
(Next Person who Posts) : Wish granted, but you looked in the mirror and burned you'reself.
(the same person) : I wish (Insert wish here) Etc.

Here, I'll start. I wish I had a million dollars.

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:42 am
by Senethior459
Wish granted, but the "million dollars" is a bogus check.
I wish I could make a real Portal Gun.

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 2:27 am
by Dekar
Wish granted, but you get stuck in an infinite loop and the batteries fail.
I wish carrots carrots would taste like chocolate.

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 5:21 am
by patrick-the-bomb
You got it, but they gave you explosive diarrhea.
I wish I knew what other people were thinking. That'd be legit.

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 10:46 am
by xkiska
Wish granted, but you end up hearing everyone's thoughts and you're guts blow out of you're head.
I wish that I could be Athena's daughter/son.

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:51 pm
by matchai
Wish Granted, You got back to a time where there were no computers and die after a horrible electronic free life.

I wish that I was a Sayain (DBZ FTW)

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 2:50 pm
by Senethior459
Wish granted, but your hair grows really long and cocoons you, and you suffocate.
I wish I could teleport where I wanted.

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 3:16 pm
by xkiska
Wish granted, but you teleported into a bed of ticks, got lime disease and died.
I wish that I had a four wheeler.

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 3:56 pm
by Senethior459
Wish granted, but you lost control and drove off a cliff with it.
I wish I had a turtle that I could feed people to!

Re: Grant a Wish!

Posted: April 11th, 2009, 5:18 pm
by patrick-the-bomb
You got it, but he was blind and stupid so it ate you.
I wish I was 17 so I could drive people around legally.