Mute Boy???? [joke]

[kuriasama]

Year 20XX

A mute boy, named Christopher, who one day went to operation and had his throat fixed, went to a kindergarden finally after being in school for the mutes for 5 years.

"OK class, let's say the meanings of each ABC together!!" -Teacher
"A is for Apple, B is for Boy!!" -Students
"Wait!, Christopher, why aren't you saying anything?" -Teacher
"I don't know what the ABCs represent anything!"-Christopher
"Well, Christopher, I want you to go home and ask your parents to teach you properly as the time now is running short." -Teacher
"Ok" -Christopher

*The Next Day*

"So, Christopher, please tell me about the ABCs representation." -Teacher
"I don't know" -Christopher
"Didn't you asked your parents about it?" -Teacher
"Ya, but they didn't give me a reply..." -Christopher
"Why not?" -Teacher
"They are mute, too" -Christopher

Thank you and please comment

[Kryptonyte]

That was... retarded...

[DirtyKiller]

I agree lol I dont think even funny =|
Because thats like making funny of ppl that have difficulties and its like Kryptonyte said retarted =/

[kuriasama]

Lol!! Man, now that you said it, you made me feel bad about those mute people. Well, the main point is, mute a hereditary and the whole family is mute, how do they communicate? its like a house of silence exept for TV and computer speakers making the sounds. By the way, I believe mute is not hereditary?

[Kryptonyte]

Being a mute is a choice...
>.> So it's not like you should feel bad...
I said retarded because this joke is extremely bad.
Here, let me re-phrase what I said earlier.

"That was... of sub-par quality"

[kuriasama]

Aww, I had always have a bad taste in jokes and I don't usually see what is funny until somebody else's told me.

I believe i am too slow. Well, I just wanna post at least 1 topic per subject to make myself happy.


Now at least I know that I shouldn't post a topic, at all, in Jokes' Section.

[Vegas]

I had a shit day at work, and this actually made me chuckle. Come on boys, its really not as bad as what you make it out to be. Face it, MOST jokes are cruel to SOMEBODY. Whether it be racial, against a handicap, the church, or sex.


kuriasama:Post your jokes. There are some that like it, some that dont. As long as you follow the rules there should be no problems.


Bart: your reasonable, whats your angle on "cruel" jokes?

[Bartimaeus]

Hum...I actually ALMOST laughed. But the way you messed up the script in the few last lines, pretty much ruined it.

As for cruel jokes...I don't consider this one cruel at all. How is it cruel? It's not like it's making fun of mutes. At least, it doesn't seem so to me. Even if it was cruel, which, I don't think it is, if it's not racist or sexist, then it should be fine. Religious jokes are okay, since sometimes, they are really, really retarded. Handicap jokes...hum...I'm not so sure. Depends on what kind of handicap, I think.

[kuriasama]

icic, thanks for the comments

At least I know what kind of jokes to make next time

[initialD]

kinda funny.
w/e