The Salesman [joke]
Posted: August 8th, 2008, 6:07 am
A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a
haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if
there were a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the Haircutting
machine, inserted $15, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time
the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later, he pulled out
his head and looked in the mirror, and saw the best haircut of his life.
Would wonders never cease! "This futuristic stuff is amazing," he thought.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
"Manicures $10."
"Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands
into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later
he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a
service men need when away from their wives - 50 cents." "Oh, man.... do I ever
need that!" He looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped
his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his "treasure" into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was
able to withdraw his member..which now had a button neatly sewn on the
end.
haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if
there were a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the Haircutting
machine, inserted $15, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time
the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later, he pulled out
his head and looked in the mirror, and saw the best haircut of his life.
Would wonders never cease! "This futuristic stuff is amazing," he thought.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
"Manicures $10."
"Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands
into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later
he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a
service men need when away from their wives - 50 cents." "Oh, man.... do I ever
need that!" He looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped
his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his "treasure" into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was
able to withdraw his member..which now had a button neatly sewn on the
end.