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Author: | Vegas [ January 15th, 2011, 5:52 am ] |
Post subject: | New Mexican words [joke] |
1. *Cheese* Maria likes me, but cheese ugly. 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, So I, shoulder. 4. * Texas * When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me, Che wonders where I am! 5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece,then che got herpes. 6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me! Julyer! 7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum! 8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife , but che said chicken go herself. 9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair 10. *Chicken* *wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me. 12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair, so I had to pick the bishop. 13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids. 14. *Budweiser* That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly? |
Author: | UndeadxAssassin [ January 15th, 2011, 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: New Mexican words [joke] |
Quote: That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly? Obviously not enough Budweiser in your system o.o |
Author: | Madara [ January 15th, 2011, 8:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: New Mexican words [joke] |
rofl nice |
Author: | shamanking80 [ July 9th, 2011, 10:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: New Mexican words [joke] |
lmao nice |
Author: | Vegas [ March 26th, 2016, 11:50 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: New Mexican words [joke] |
Bump. |
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